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September Demotivational Poster

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass

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Rating: 4.16/5

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rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect

THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.

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Rating: 3.61/5

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:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those buttons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!

AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!

ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!

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Rating: 3.7/5

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jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance

WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?

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Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek2 - September 17, 2009, 11:34 pm
Believe me, one doesn't play water polo for the pleasure of contact.

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!

CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!

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Rating: 3.39/5

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temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.

THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.

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Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!

PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!

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Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep Bestiality, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb ass.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthefuck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!

DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!

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Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds

GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!

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Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...

IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!

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Rating: 2.31/5
Corey - August 16, 2009, 6:09 am
Yeah cuz we wernt at war with Japan or anything, and its not like a invasion of the island wouldnt have costed 100's of thousands of lives... oh wait.
Anon - August 3, 2009, 9:31 pm
Don't make us come for you next.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 3, 2009, 12:31 am
Nor did many find it funny when we did it to them.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:46 pm
Never a truer thing said.

LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!

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Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.

FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction

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Rating: 3.41/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!

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Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my ass
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.

GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass

MILK JUGS - Easier than carrying it on top of your head!

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Rating: 3.39/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:49 am
ugly. 1 lion only beacuse I can't give 0
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:36 am
I hope those aren't real. She may actually be pretty without them.

BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates

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Rating: 3.74/5

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Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him nude on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.

VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?

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Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.

DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC

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Rating: 3.59/5

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Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


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Rating: 3.49/5

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Reality Lord - August 2, 2010, 8:01 am

5 mighty mighty faps.
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:53 am
Ahah this would be good if you haven't choose a nigger monster
Derek - September 3, 2009, 5:46 pm
A very spunky girl
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:55 am
Holey shit...just sayin'

#47 SAID TO #3 -

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Rating: 3.32/5

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Bartimaeus - March 11, 2010, 7:27 pm
There are co-ed prisons. They just aren't funded by the state...and you don't have to commit a crime to get thrown in them. You mostly just have to fall in the pit.
mattb - December 29, 2009, 12:39 am
great poster great song, btw anyone ever wonder what gender 47 and 3 were? Last time i checked there are no co-ed prisons.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:37 pm
Do over! Called it! ... title: OZ text: The Musical.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 2:36 pm
It's like something outta OZ.

REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
I just wish they would start showing them again. I gots the HD and everything.
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 3:52 pm
They're not superheroes... they just dress like mine.


RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!

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Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!

YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!

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Rating: 3.65/5

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LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nothin' naughty here...*snickers*...move along now!
mallen - September 5, 2009, 9:36 pm
got it, thanks.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Who're you trying to convince here?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:58 pm
no it's not!!!!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:56 pm
...It's where they do naughty stuff.
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 8:55 pm
PM's = Private Messages.... On the forum.
mallen - September 5, 2009, 8:39 pm
Since I have no idea what "PM's" is an abreviation for none taken.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
Check yer PM's LD. (no offence mallen)
LogicDude - September 5, 2009, 8:13 pm
Another fave of mine was with the 2 bears and the eskimo running off: "I lift, you grab - is that so hard?"
mallen - September 5, 2009, 7:59 pm
God bless Gary Larson.

CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment

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Rating: 3.52/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 1:05 pm
Saw her in Bagram back in 02...couldn't find an empty portapotty on the whole damn base that night.
Bah - November 6, 2009, 10:31 am
...yep, that definitely says "Combat Rape"
richai - October 22, 2009, 11:30 pm
Leeann Tweeden FTW! long time viewer, first time poster.
temp - October 4, 2009, 8:04 pm
Does her shirt say "1969 Combat Rape"?
BoneCD - September 29, 2009, 12:12 am
I wonder how much that pen would go for on EBay...
Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:18 pm
At the front line of the moral-booster division

PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!

What's The Difference? -

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Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha

P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking.

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Rating: 3.15/5

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WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend.

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Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:11 pm
I'm loading up as I type... but not with the 250 stuff. Proper Guinness, if I may.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:52 pm
I went on a beer run...saw this on sale...reminded me of 2 girls and a cup...and it wasn't even a red party cup.
LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 9:49 am
Holy crap! Guess we won't be hearing from Aggy for the next few days...

FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots

HALLUCINATIONS - Sometimes the only difference between what you see and what you are in real life is 80 pounds of fluff in the mirror

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Rating: 2/5
Porcelina - September 5, 2009, 9:53 am
I agree, it's a littttle chubby, but it looks realllly nice still
Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 3:09 am
Sadly true! But the sadder thing is for men it works the other way. Like being Danny De Vito and seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger in the mirror. It's not fair!
he who lols - September 3, 2009, 11:19 pm
True that, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 6:48 pm
Is this supposed to portray that the girl thinks she's too fat? 'cause her reflection is friggin' HOT!!!

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!

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Rating: 4.08/5

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GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD

GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!

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Rating: 3.59/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:50 am
That's what Hitler said. The Nazis knew a thing or two about showers.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
Awesome man =D
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:02 pm
That's what showers are for.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 5:37 pm
I have seen this pic before... I rated your caption
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:34 pm
5L's. Excellent negative space LogicDude.
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:26 pm
*two word phrase
Sean - September 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
Or ... no matter how much Evil is within you, you can usually pull off lookin' Good on the outside -- tomato ... tomato (so to speak, although I think that two phrase kinda loses something in print).
MrRandom - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
Takes 5 votes for it to get in
omnia - September 24, 2009, 5:03 pm
i don't get thsi shit: it's got 5 lions and yet it is not at the top of the top last 7 days.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
True quality LD...5 bad Poodles for you!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:35 pm
For good to exist there must be evil present. 5L
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:57 pm
That's what the evil's are counting on.

TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents

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Rating: 3.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
I'll bet he didn't. You don't know much about starvation, do you.
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
It doesn't require any evil. Just indifference. People have priorities elsewhere. We're not talking about someone destroying their food or something. Not every unfortunate thing that happens in the world is a result of malice.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

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Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.

PURE EVIL - never trust anyone eating celery.

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Rating: 3.22/5

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T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters

PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s

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Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls

TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me

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Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.

NOT SURE WHO - but someone is gonna get milked.

ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!

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Rating: 2.18/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:52 am
UUUHHHH...You gonna eat that?

VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party

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Rating: 3.64/5

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zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:27 am
all very simple names...

TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?


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Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:17 pm
Only for those who promised their son a trip to Disney.
Derek2 - September 16, 2009, 5:15 pm
Have taxes actually increased?
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is hilarious.
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:26 am
that's 5 truths from me Aggy
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 10:05 am
Honestly... I know people who plan things based on their tax returns. If this kid has the usual math and economics classes in school, he'll one day have a moment of clarity... and it'll reflect this poster exactly. If not, it's child abuse.
Haarakkon - September 16, 2009, 8:32 am
Exactly. Spinning numbers to tell whatever story you'd like is fine, but this, this is the heart of the matter. Thanks, Agd.


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Rating: 3.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:38 am
Damn....I shoulda read the tags first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:37 am
5 clinically depressed lions."Your mother has cheated on me again"


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Rating: 3.09/5

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Mongo - September 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
Too bad Sean Penn is a communist.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
that movie was sweet


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Rating: 3.04/5

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DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 8:17 pm
i think those would just get in the way of doing anything else though, but i guess its safer just to play with that then do any of those other things
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:57 pm

nothing wrong with the act taking place.
Zed - October 11, 2009, 7:56 pm
As big as they are, they need a hotel room all to themselves.
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:55 pm
Because if they were already in the room, the act would already be taking place.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:54 pm

why would they be in the next room?
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:52 pm
Who could sleep with those in the next room? nom nom nom

MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!

BE WEARY - Because EVIL is a foot.

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Rating: 2.67/5
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 7:37 am
So close to awesome, missed it by THAT much. Shame.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:57 pm
LOL.... objective achieved!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 8:56 pm
No, I think its supposed to make you tired.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 8:55 pm
No...weary works too. Xp
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:52 pm

WRATH - Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other 6.

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Rating: 4.74/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
RL enjoys a good flogging huh? I am sure Cubby can find you a latex clad Domme for you hehe...
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 7:49 am

i had a nun when i was in elementary school. not sure but i think its where my spanking fetish began. 5L crank!!

SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.

G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!

PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it.

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Rating: 3.59/5

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LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Hi bagel, let me invite you to look up "Humor" or "Satire" in a dictionary. Then Google 1 Man, 1 Jar...it will explain that sudden trip to the hospital your boyfriend had to take.
bagel - September 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
IGNORANCE usually derives from stupidity. good luck finding a meaningful relationship
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 8:50 pm
Nothing so good ever hurt so bad. 5 rusty Lions.

NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.

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Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Now, thats Priceless.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:05 pm
Now this is the deeeep South. Right, Mullet Jr?
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:50 pm
Rare for a step-mom!


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Rating: 3.51/5

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Guest091 - September 5, 2009, 6:42 am
And the surprising part about this is milksnakes aren't venomous and hardly attack humans. But to still scare the shit of humans for just being what it is in this pic is humorous.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 5:43 pm
Actually there are plenty of places for us Canadians to act tough -- just no one takes us seriously there either. So sit tight (something tells me yer a natural at that), I'll calling in an bag o' milk airstike to your location.
MOTIFAKE.com - September 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
The ONE place canadians can act tough apparently (see moron below)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:12 am
When you're right. You're right.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:10 am
Fine.... Whore... There I said it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:48 am
Not again... Can't I just take ONE nap and wake up with my soul where I left it??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:47 am
AK!!!!! sorry bud, but I just traded your soul for whiskey. Bunny might sell it back to you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:46 am
Semantics......you're a cornhole. Not a milkhole but nobody pointed that out....except me....but I'm drunk.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:44 am
Lighten up, alkoholger. And next time, comment BEFORE you make a tunnel concerning his mistake...
alkoholger - September 4, 2009, 6:38 am
Funny. Although you fail. Thats a cornsnake. Not a milksnake.
Colonel Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
"Melikes!" You Sirrr have an entirley deplorable want of snake pride. Maybe we should take up a collection and purchase one of them garter snakes and present it to you as our way of commemorating your public declaration of serpentine inferiority.
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:55 pm
I like it Logic!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean - September 3, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's "Colonel" to you, Sirrr.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
....LOL Sean!!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
And for you to dare suggest that he could (assuming we glue his little salamander arms back on) hold a candle to my Blinky (he has a hereditary nervous condition) is an insult to my entire clan. So retract your claim of serpentine superiority post haste!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
I say I say Sirrrr that all those who hold veracity in high esteem must recoil in horror at the perpetration of the allegation that this syphilitic second rate salamander amputee could favorably compare to even the most tattered of moldy old boot laces.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:15 pm
Genius! You bastard. Love it.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Worse, this song has been in my head all day with THOSE LYRICS!!! And cause I'm feeling mean today, next time you listen to 'Bad Moon Rising', tell me if it doesn't sound like they are saying, "There's a bathroom on the right".
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
Oh come ON! I JUST got it out of my head and you had to go and comment on it. JEEZ!
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Unintended consequence of this poster? This song has been playing in my head for hours!!!

EGD'S CAT - I have done EVIL things in the litter box. There will be more EVIL after my nap. Where is my wicked ball of string?

YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!

BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow!

YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.

SUPERHEROINE - Is retaining water a valid super power? Making chocolate disappear? Scaring the family into the basement for a week?

MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one

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Rating: 3.93/5

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Budog - September 15, 2011, 7:27 pm
As a former Fire and EMS professional, 9/11 had a profound effect on me,as it did all of us in the extended family. It is hard to explain unless you have been there...

GOOD FOR YOU? - It was even better for me!

BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue...

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Rating: 3.78/5

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CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:56 am
Perfectly done! 5 Lions
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent line. 5L


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Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 2:41 pm
She's not deaf yet!
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
It can't be....sans Trojan
Sean - September 12, 2009, 2:28 pm
So aggy, it that ... "Helen"?
spacedog - September 10, 2009, 10:19 am
Hilarious agdaniele. 5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 2:51 am
5. Best haiku ever.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:05 pm
Let's face it, she is shower bound
Sean - September 9, 2009, 10:58 pm
And as a bonus: you can now let yourself go. Sweet.



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Rating: 3.69/5

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LogicDude - September 8, 2009, 12:36 pm
John Candy FTW!!!
union - September 8, 2009, 12:10 pm
He almost joined EST.
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:23 am

ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed.

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Rating: 3.65/5

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BoredRaven - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
the only reason i still listen to french music :P
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
The Eiffel Tower is the country's collective erection for all the hot French women.


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Rating: 3.64/5

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BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 9:05 am
In vitro triplets or 5 short of a clown car
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:40 am
Counter-Fives! ATTACK!!!! god i need coffee
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:30 pm
Yes!!! I'll see that 1/5 and... well... I call. 1L.


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Rating: 3.62/5

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Eltarian - August 15, 2012, 4:29 pm
The Bowl - You wish it was you
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:51 am
Thank you Gentlemen...just goes to show that milk DOES do a body good!
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 10:27 am
just about, I nearly 5'd myself to death. That would have been hard to explain to the wife.
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 9:56 am
Just to let you know LD...that whole set: 5 Poodles...gotta go later Fakers

EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS!

FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.

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Rating: 3.59/5

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radioactive13 - February 25, 2010, 1:47 pm
Probably cardinal Richelieu.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 8:59 pm
Ummm Marcel Marceau, Napoleon Bonaparte, Louise XVI and... any ideas?


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Rating: 3.58/5

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Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:23 am
Lyric Nazi? Nah, just joining in. That was the only cassette tape I had for 2 months in the summer of - Musta been '82. Maybe '83.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:20 am
I have reason to believe (ya freakin' lyric nazi) that she is aging well.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:16 am
Nothing I can say... (She was pretty damn hot, in retrospect... Just had a little clip of her on.)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 1:13 am
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! Oh, that one's stuck deep.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely...
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:10 am
Turn around ... every now and then I get a little bit crazy and then I see the look in yer eyes ... Turn around ... Every now and then I fall apart ... Turn around bright eyes ...
MrRandom - September 4, 2009, 1:08 am
*same time, along with the voices
MrRandom - September 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No more music, its annoying to have 3 songs stuck in your head at the same time along with the voices
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:05 am
The Doo Wops have a song called Crazy Bush. When I die -- hey it could happen -- that song will be playing at my wake. It's also on YouTube. So spare me yer barbie dolls fellas ... unless that's all that's left. Hey let's not get crazy now.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 12:56 am
Only 4 payments of 29.99, save a payment is you call in the next 2 minutes.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:55 am
Don't get me wrong... I like me some (SOME) hair (I'm old school). But, the braz-o-rama rocks!
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:54 am
Damn right!!! Clean everything, for that matter!
RON - September 4, 2009, 12:53 am
JEZ...clean pussy is EVERYTHING!!!! Thats right...I said it...you know I,m right.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I'm watching a half hour Time-Life CD infomercial on 80s hits. RIGHT NOW!!! Hosted by Kevin (dude from REO). Speaking of hair... Wow. K Ima go whack myself now.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:45 am
.....and spelling.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 12:43 am
Timimg is everythimg.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:40 am
You were saying, Sean?
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 12:38 am
Not again, Sean...
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:35 am
oh crap.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:35 am
And, evidently, a PhD in comedic TIMIMG!
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:30 am
I've a master's degree in artistic compensation for otherwise 2-point motifakes!
spacedog - September 4, 2009, 12:26 am
Tain't waxing, unless it's a brazilian. waka waka.
RON - September 4, 2009, 12:19 am
5 HAIR PULLS!!! A+ wish I had your fonts...lol You do a great job...enjoy the creativity in your graphic art skills. We know the secret of great posters...even not reflected on number of lions...lol so what degree from art college u have? Lol
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 12:13 am
lmao (at both)
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:09 am
DON JEREMY Worst dentist ever!
Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:08 am
Dammit that aggy moves fast. Why do they keep replacing hi- ohhhhhh.
spacedog - September 4, 2009, 12:04 am
Cheeky! 5L

IDOL - Switching Paula for Ellen? Simon's t-shirt must be cutting off the circulation to his brain.

EVIL THOUGHTS - Admit it, you're having them too.

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Rating: 3.56/5

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temp - October 4, 2009, 12:24 pm
Evil is not the label I would give my thoughts... right now.

AMINA - Guess this clinches it! She's definitely French!


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Rating: 3.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 1:20 pm
I would have some"fast times" with her.....who am I kidding I have "fast" times with all of them.....sigh.

CONSCIENCE - Wrestle with it all you want, but you and I both know that you'd bang your Mom-in-law like a drum!


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Rating: 3.45/5

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spacedog - September 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Bravo! 5L


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Rating: 3.43/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2012, 2:19 pm
Ha! Funny, but not pretty.
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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 12:08 pm
Get me a bag for her head and it's on, Make it plastic.....I don't want her telling anyone afterward. 5
bOB cHIN - September 10, 2009, 11:13 am


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shmoe13 - February 13, 2011, 12:19 am
lucky man
rerun - March 20, 2010, 8:19 am

better a ho than a no
Kainim - March 20, 2010, 7:35 am
"ho!" also, i spy cameltoe
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:53 pm
Everybody say ho
CANADA - October 1, 2009, 10:22 pm
them some nice rubber tities!
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:18 pm
And while I'm at it. She calls herself Coco, and he's Ice-t...
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm
Honey please!! That watch with those toes???
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
Suddenly I have a basketball jones
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:13 pm
see-through top for the win! 5/5


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Rating: 3.42/5

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SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:40 pm
funny and underated 5L
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 4:02 pm
1st The wood, Then they get the "milk".

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH - What? You were expecting maybe Ponce de Leon?

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Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:00 pm
Always keep the weapon pointed away and downrange...
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:50 am
Yep...that's what my sister in law said when she changed my nephews diapers

CHAMPS - I present to you the Motifake Tag Team Moderator Champions - Elder God Douchebag and Arrogant Knight

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Rating: 3.4/5

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Arrogant Knight - September 8, 2009, 10:24 am
I lol'd at the tags. But REMEMBER: We're also in ur approval queue, rejecting ur tunnelz and pr0n.

INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?

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Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:23 pm

RUBBER DUCK - Just goes to show to show that sometimes the theme song is better than the movie

CLARITY - I said I wanted to see you bare-assed, NOT in a bear hat!

L.S.D. -

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Derek - March 28, 2010, 5:00 pm
You have very distracting wallpaper
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:40 am
Look! Space dog.
spacedog - September 2, 2009, 10:41 pm
Lots of Sudsy Drinks.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 10:39 pm
Low Sodium Diet?

INHUMANS - Medusa... the comics just didn't get any hotter than this!

DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!

ORDER TODAY - And we'll also include "Surrendering: Secrets of the French Army" complete with your own white flag!

MY HANDICAP? - When I finish my game and discover there's no "Score Card" paper


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Rating: 2.82/5

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Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:03 pm
Darn binoculars.
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:02 pm
Coincidentally speaking of fiction in my last thread, this book is on my to-read list.

LOVE STORIES - You gotta love those stories of two people, making it on the road, beating the odds for love!

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Rating: 2.8/5

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bOB cHIN - September 26, 2009, 10:48 pm
Don't tell me... they got to the end of the line and swapped loads?

PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community.



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Rating: 3.74/5

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Sean - January 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Yeah. This one.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:29 am
Yummmmm.. too late.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:19 am
I'd settle for a reeces peanut butter cup.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:17 am
And the right wingers probably think this is political ....
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:13 am
Dude you just made my favouritist motifake of all time. I love that short (and the Martin therein.) True, I needed prompting to give it the thought it deserved, but man, this is great.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:13 am
Give that man a cupie doll!
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:07 am
please please please *fingers crossed*
Sean - September 6, 2009, 1:06 am
SNL? 2 Guys 1 Synchronized Swim Routine?
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 12:50 am
The reference? Nobody?